Fic: Disney songs, Sherlocked
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islandofwordsSo apparently I like writing parodies of Disney songs. It was prompted on the meme, I obliged. Here are three Disney songs Sherlock-ified.
Sherlock=Snow White. Natch.
Some day a doc will come,
Some day we'll meet at Bart's
And away to 221B we'll go
To solve murders forever I know.
Some day when crime is here,
We'll catch the killers and cheer.
And the Yard will be thrilled,
And my purpose fulfilled
Some day when my blogger is here.
Donovan = Gaston, Sherlock = the Beast, John = Belle, Lestrade = Maurice, the Superintendent = the asylum guy.
Donovan:
Sherlock will murder your children!
Yard:
(gasp)
Donovan:
He'll come after them in the night!
John:
No!
Donovan:
We're not safe til he's in a cell! I say we arrest Sherlock!
Anderson:
Arrest him!
Dimmock:
We're not safe until he's in jail!
“Richard”:
He'll strap old women to bombs!
Kitty:
And to children, and blow them up with no
qualms!
Anderson:
He'll wreak havoc on London if we let him wander free.
Donovan:
So it's time to take some action, boys, it's time to follow me.
Through the streets
Through the alleys
Through the darkness and the shadows
It's a nightmare but it's one exciting ride.
Say a prayer, then we're there
At the entrance to a flat and there's something truly terrible inside.
He's a man, just a man, but a liar.
Brilliance faked, raise the stakes because he can.
Has to boast, thinks he's the most important person
In the world, thinks he's great but we've finally figured out his fate
Throw him in jail!
Away in jail!
Arrest Sherlock!
John:
No! I won't let you do this!
Donovan:
If you're not with us, you're against us! Bring Lestrade!
Lestrade:
You can't be serious!
Donovan:
Don't make us get the superintendent.
John:
Let me go!
Donovan:
We'll rid London of this imposter. Who's with me?
Yard:
I am! I am! I am!
Donovan:
Get out your cuffs, prepare your bluffs and absolutely don't forget your gun
Yard:
We're counting on Sally to lead the way
Through the streets
Through the alleys
Where within a cluttered flat
someone's lurking that you simply can't believe
He's just a man,
one as cruel as a killer
We won't rest til he's in the van.
Sally forth, out the door,
grab your cuffs, drive your car,
We'll need all the men and more.
Donovan:
We'll lay siege to the flat and arrest him!
John:
I have to warn Sherlock! This is all your fault, Lestrade. What are we going to do?
Lestrade:
Now now, I'm sure he'll think of something.
Yard/Media/Londoners:
We don't like
What we don't understand
In fact it scares us
And this Sherlock is mysterious at least
Bring your strength, bring your wit, protect the people and that's it.
We'll save London from the pit.
Arrest Sherlock! Arrest Sherlock!
Sherlock = Aladdin, John = Jasmine.
Sherlock:
I can show you the world,
gory, violent and splendid
Tell me, doctor, now when did
you last let your hands decide?
I can open your eyes,
Take you murder by murder,
If convenient or a bother
On a very dangerous chase
A whole new world,
a new fantastic point of view
Hand tremors gone,
Psychosomatic limp done
And a taste for violence sated.
John:
A whole new world,
Dazzling crime I never knew
But when I'm here with you,
I see right through
And now I'm in a whole new world with you
Sherlock:
Now you're in a whole new world with me.
John:
Unbelievable sights
Indescribable corpses
Dashing, running, being kidnapped
in Mycroft's nondescript car.
A whole new world.
Sherlock:
Don't you dare go to “work”.
John:
A hundred thousand deaths to see
Sherlock:
Hold your breath; it gets better.
John:
I'm like a brand new man,
Can't believe I ran,
I can't go back to where I used to be.
Sherlock:
A whole new world
John:
Every turn a surprise
Sherlock:
With new criminals to pursue
John:
Every moment red-letter
Sherlock and John:
I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you.
All lyrics came from here. And yes, I am proud of them. THEY RHYME.
Sherlock=Snow White. Natch.
Some day a doc will come,
Some day we'll meet at Bart's
And away to 221B we'll go
To solve murders forever I know.
Some day when crime is here,
We'll catch the killers and cheer.
And the Yard will be thrilled,
And my purpose fulfilled
Some day when my blogger is here.
Donovan = Gaston, Sherlock = the Beast, John = Belle, Lestrade = Maurice, the Superintendent = the asylum guy.
Donovan:
Sherlock will murder your children!
Yard:
(gasp)
Donovan:
He'll come after them in the night!
John:
No!
Donovan:
We're not safe til he's in a cell! I say we arrest Sherlock!
Anderson:
Arrest him!
Dimmock:
We're not safe until he's in jail!
“Richard”:
He'll strap old women to bombs!
Kitty:
And to children, and blow them up with no
qualms!
Anderson:
He'll wreak havoc on London if we let him wander free.
Donovan:
So it's time to take some action, boys, it's time to follow me.
Through the streets
Through the alleys
Through the darkness and the shadows
It's a nightmare but it's one exciting ride.
Say a prayer, then we're there
At the entrance to a flat and there's something truly terrible inside.
He's a man, just a man, but a liar.
Brilliance faked, raise the stakes because he can.
Has to boast, thinks he's the most important person
In the world, thinks he's great but we've finally figured out his fate
Throw him in jail!
Away in jail!
Arrest Sherlock!
John:
No! I won't let you do this!
Donovan:
If you're not with us, you're against us! Bring Lestrade!
Lestrade:
You can't be serious!
Donovan:
Don't make us get the superintendent.
John:
Let me go!
Donovan:
We'll rid London of this imposter. Who's with me?
Yard:
I am! I am! I am!
Donovan:
Get out your cuffs, prepare your bluffs and absolutely don't forget your gun
Yard:
We're counting on Sally to lead the way
Through the streets
Through the alleys
Where within a cluttered flat
someone's lurking that you simply can't believe
He's just a man,
one as cruel as a killer
We won't rest til he's in the van.
Sally forth, out the door,
grab your cuffs, drive your car,
We'll need all the men and more.
Donovan:
We'll lay siege to the flat and arrest him!
John:
I have to warn Sherlock! This is all your fault, Lestrade. What are we going to do?
Lestrade:
Now now, I'm sure he'll think of something.
Yard/Media/Londoners:
We don't like
What we don't understand
In fact it scares us
And this Sherlock is mysterious at least
Bring your strength, bring your wit, protect the people and that's it.
We'll save London from the pit.
Arrest Sherlock! Arrest Sherlock!
Sherlock = Aladdin, John = Jasmine.
Sherlock:
I can show you the world,
gory, violent and splendid
Tell me, doctor, now when did
you last let your hands decide?
I can open your eyes,
Take you murder by murder,
If convenient or a bother
On a very dangerous chase
A whole new world,
a new fantastic point of view
Hand tremors gone,
Psychosomatic limp done
And a taste for violence sated.
John:
A whole new world,
Dazzling crime I never knew
But when I'm here with you,
I see right through
And now I'm in a whole new world with you
Sherlock:
Now you're in a whole new world with me.
John:
Unbelievable sights
Indescribable corpses
Dashing, running, being kidnapped
in Mycroft's nondescript car.
A whole new world.
Sherlock:
Don't you dare go to “work”.
John:
A hundred thousand deaths to see
Sherlock:
Hold your breath; it gets better.
John:
I'm like a brand new man,
Can't believe I ran,
I can't go back to where I used to be.
Sherlock:
A whole new world
John:
Every turn a surprise
Sherlock:
With new criminals to pursue
John:
Every moment red-letter
Sherlock and John:
I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you.
All lyrics came from here. And yes, I am proud of them. THEY RHYME.
