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This is completely cracky and ridiculous and fantastic. The prompt was just that above. OF COURSE I took "I just can't wait to be king" from the Lion King and threw in Mycroft et. al. That's how I roll. Mycroft = Simba, Sherlock = Zazu, natch.

So here is a thing that I wrote. I'm American, sorry for any egregious errors.... Simba=Mycroft, Zazu=Sherlock, natch.

Mycroft:
I'm gonna be the government, so enemies beware!

Sherlock:
Well, I've never seen a king of men
with quite so much to spare.

Mycroft:
I'm gonna be the government,
Kidnap people with my car
I'll send my PA “Anthea”
Watching CCTV from afar.

Sherlock:
Thus far a rather uninspiring thing.

Mycroft:
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!

Sherlock:
You've rather a long way to go, dear brother, if you think...

Mycroft:
No one saying eat this

Sherlock:
But your diet--

Mycroft:
No one saying be there

Sherlock:
How else will I get into Baskerville?

Mycroft:
No one saying stop that

Sherlock:
Well it's entirely annoying...

Mycroft:
No one saying see here

Sherlock:
Now see here!

Mycroft:
Free to delegate all day

Sherlock:
Typical laziness.

Mycroft:
Free to do it all my way!

Sherlock:
I think it's time that you and I arranged a heart to heart.

Mycroft:
Kings don't need advice from little brothers for a start.

Sherlock:
If this is where the government is headed, count me out!
Out of service, out of family, I wouldn't hang about!
My brother is driving me up the wall...

Mycroft:
Oh I just can't wait to rule it all!
Everybody look left
Everybody look right
Everywhere you look I'm
Standing in the spotlight!

Sherlock:
No way!

Lestrade, Sally, Anderson, Molly, etc:
Let all the English go for broke and sing
Let's hear it in the fall and in the spring
It's gonna be King Mycroft's finest fling

Mycroft:
Oh I just can't wait to be king!
Oh I just can't wait to be king!
Oh I just can't waaaaaait ... to be king!